The day started off pretty well. Everyone was happy and the mall was big and beautiful.
And then it all went wrong.
Quinners got hungry as we were walking outside the mall trying to get to the food court. And when I say hungry I mean crying arching wailing I need food kind of hungry. And even though she was starving, it was too damn hot and she wouldn't feed. We ended up starting the feeding in the public restroom (that smelled) because it was the nearest air conditioned and semi private place. Once the feeding started we rushed her through the food court under the hooter hider into the mall. And when we grabbed the first bench we saw that was the look Marika had on her face.
But wait! Because it just got better and better.
After Quinners had her nice big lunch Wifey and I thought it was time for us to feed as well. We ended up at Japan Gourmet Town for Okonomiyaki. We figured after her feeding she would be good for a bit. We sat down ordered and when they said "15 minutes" we said "yeah no problem". Wrong. It was a problem. 25 minutes later we still haven't seen any food and Quinners is not so happy (understatement). Marika goes to change her, but there's no changing table in the restroom. A nice lady points her to the changing and nursing room. Of course Little Schmoopy isn't dirty she was just fooling us with farts. 5 minutes after getting back to the table Quinners is still unhappy and then drops a Bomb. And it's Epic. So the 2 of us tell the restaurant that we're going to change her and will be back in a few minutes (strength in numbers).
The nice Changing room? Busy. We wait a few minutes and there's no sign of anyone leaving.
So we improvised (photo edited for nudity)
There was an elevator lobby that serviced the offices above the mall 1 door down from the changing room. So we made that our changing room. Of course during the change the old janitor comes by with a confused look on his face and kindly tells us there's a changing room. We just smiled and nodded. Then the elevator door opened just as we closed Schmoopy's diaper and 7 office workers come out. They did their best not to stare. So we went back to the Japan Gourmet Town took our food to go and went home.
And don't even ask about the Singaporean lady who was trying to be nice in her naggy way and trying to tell us to buy some special oils to rub on Quinn's belly for the gas she must have because she was crying, or the little Indian boy who decided to play on our bench and nearly trampled Mommy and Daughter before his mother even looked at him.
Some days are better than others.
And don't even ask about the Singaporean lady who was trying to be nice in her naggy way and trying to tell us to buy some special oils to rub on Quinn's belly for the gas she must have because she was crying, or the little Indian boy who decided to play on our bench and nearly trampled Mommy and Daughter before his mother even looked at him.
Some days are better than others.