This was one of our first "Welcome to Parenthood" moments. It was the first week and as I was holding up Quinn's legs so Mommy could get the diaper under her (as a Daddy, the first few changes require assistance), and...She Shot Mommy with her Poo Cannon.
It was projectile poop. Probably shot a distance of about 15-18 inches. Literally sprayed her arm. It was awesome. I couldn't stop laughing, and as soon as Mommy got over the shock she couldn't stop laughing either. Awesome.
That was a couple of weeks ago, and then Yesterday happened.
We were having a family dinner and Mommy went to clean the diaper. About 3 minutes later I heard someone calling my name. So I went to investigate and this is what I found.
Awesome. Just Awesome. I think the Poo Cannon misfired and left a trail.
If you look carefully at the end of the river of poo you can see she even got a little on Hello Kitty's face. And yes, I said River of Poo. Come on, look at this picture. What else would you call it other than a River of Poo.
But don't you just love that look on her face? It's like she's a little embarrassed.
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